Extra Sensory Plug-ins: Mind-Based Apps for the 22nd Century

WELCOME TO QUANTUM E.S.P.
(EXTRA SENSORY PLUG-INS)
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E.S.P is the next step in Quantum Microtubule Integration.
Choose from any of these augmented reality bio-apps and say goodbye to metal and glass forever!

NAVIGATION
Now you really can be the compass! Go anywhere on the planet and never get lost again. Comes loaded with street, birds-eye and global views. No more lenses or GPS devices, simply set up your verbal commands and access any map of the commons using your own mind.
Category:  Native, Lifestyle

DASHBOARD
Monitor your own biofeedback data in real time. Set alarms and notifications for hydration, heart rate, blood chemistry and more.
Category: Native, Health and Wellness, Lifestyle

MUSIC
No more headphones. Stream your favorite songs directly from the cloud* to your brain. Based on mood, environment or personal algorithmic settings. *Requires data plan/subscription service.
Category: Native, Lifestyle

TRANSLATOR
Speak any language instantly. Upgrade with one of our “celebrity voice” bundles. Great for pranks and parties.
Category: Business, Education, Lifestyle

SAFE SEX
Select from any of our limitless companion options for infinite customized private encounters. State laws may apply. Do not use while driving. Must be 16 years or older.
Category: Lifestyle, Health and Wellness, Sex and Relationships

HOW2
Want to learn to play guitar? Fix an airplane engine? Slip your mind and body into one of our over 400,000 avatars and you can do anything.
Category: Lifestyle, Self-Improvement

I LOVE YOUR BRAIN
Fully customized biofeedback scans, reports and filters. No more dating sites — simply set up your social filters (interests, desires, medical history, personality types, etc.) and look around.
Category: Sex and Relationships, Dating

MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
Need help navigating the world around you? Select a spirit guide at random or based on your personal algorithm and watch them appear before your very eyes.
Category:  Nature, Spirituality, Lifestyle

DOSHA DASHBOARD
Real-time measurement of your mind-body balance, based on the universal elements and the 6,000 year-old practice of Ayurveda.
Category: Health and Wellness, Spirituality

BIG MIND [CURRENTLY IN BETA]
Access the planet’s knowledge stores and plug into the world consciousness. A direct uplink to Gaia. Speak to your ancestors, chat with your friends!
Category: Lifestyle, Spirituality

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About Joran Slane Oppelt

Author, Musician, Interfaith Minister, Chaplain, Public Speaker, Event Producer, Marketing Professional, Husband, Father - Not necessarily in that order. Follow me on Twitter @joranslane. View all posts by Joran Slane Oppelt

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